Table Tale.

December 2003: Purchased foosball table as Christmas gift for Stephen.

December 2003 - February 2005: Foosball table provides a few hours of amusement and enjoyment.

February 2005: Relationship with Stephen ends; Stephen declines offer to keep table. Table is moved into my new apartment.

February 2005 - December 2005: Foosball table, although functional, gathers dust in dining room.

December 2005: Abandoned roach-infested apartment in favor of new, shiny apartment. Foosball table is moved once again, only to have one leg ripped off in moving process.

December 2005 - September 2007: Three-legged table is relegated to vertical existence; functions as hat rack.

Today: Foosball table is given away to lucky craigslist user. I'M FREEEEEEEE!

By the way, craigslist is friggin' efficient. In 9 hours, I received 92 offers to haul my table away. Thank you, craigslist!